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Paragon: Greetings and welcome to another Halloween- wait how did we escape?

Fylax: Tartarus. Pretty certain you had to die to achieve that.

Paragon: .... Well then. As you may recall last year a friend of ours answered the question of who was the baddest monster of the past. But now it's time to modernize and find out who's the baddest monster of the newest monsters!

Fylax: Freddy Kreuger, the springwoods slasher

Paragon: Jason Voorhees, the camp crystal lake killer

Fylax: Pinhead, leviathans lead cenobite

Paragon: and Pumpkinhead, the spirit of vengeance!

Fylax: He's Paragon and I'm Fylax. We're here to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... A Death Battle!

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Frederick Charles "Freddy" Krueger
First Appearance: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
AKA: The Springwood Slasher, The Bastard Son of a Hundred Maniacs
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 160lbs
Occupation: Mass Murderer, Serial Killer






FEATS
Defeated the Dream Warriors
-Most of them in the eponymous movie
-The survivors in the following sequel
Even when severely reduced in power, fought Jason Voorhees evenly
Clashed with Ash Williams (and lived)
-In of itself, an achievement
With the Necronomicon, briefly became a God
Became a Kombatant in Mortal Kombat 9
-Not only did he clash with the MK Cast, but he also butted heads with Kratos himself
-In his ending, not only did he slay Shao Kahn, he returned more powerful than ever
Keeps finding contrived means to bring himself back from the dead
Tormented the Angry Video Game Nerd with his terrible LJN-licensed game


Hydro Frez: Ah, Freddy Kreuger. The Bastard Son of a Hundred Maniacs, The Springwood Slasher, or as I like to call him, Pizza-Face senpai!

Paragon: Or as many people have been calling him lately one of Death Battle's punching bags

Tempest: Yeah, I mean for gods sake, he even lost to DMC!Dante!

Paragon: Thats the lowest point in life you can achieve

Tempest: To be fair, his life was already at the bottom of the barrel from the very beginning. When you're that low, the only way you can go is up.

Hydro Frez: Or you can smash through the bottom and plummet straight down even further.

Fylax: As fun as it may be we still have a job to do beyond bashing a fighters win/loss record... no matter how horrible it is

Hydro Frez: Aww...

Tempest: Freddy's story began when his mother, a nun by the name of Amanda Kreuger, was working in a  room at an asylum when she was accidentally locked in alongside one hundred crazed maniacs...

Paragon: And.... well theres a reason he's called the bastard son of a thousand maniacs

Hydro Frez: Needless to say, Freddy's life would only got worse when kids around him began to bully him like the little shits they are.

Pargon: Such a wonderful life being abused by bullies and his step father lead to him doing such wonderful things such as killing the class hamster, killing said step father, strangling his wife, and murding small children

Tempest: It's the little things that eventually build up to stuff more horri- ok, let's be real here, there's not much else worse then killing kids.

Paragon: Well except for Wes Craven's orginal idea that was used in the less than stellar remake-

Hydro Frez: NO! Bad Paragon, bad!

Paragon: Well excuuuuuuse me princess!

Hydro Frez: Gah! References to terrible pop culture media! My only weakness!

Fylax: Well after an untold ammount of children were killed Krueger was finally apprehended..... Except for one slight problem.

Paragon: Some idiot forgot to sign the search warrent, and thanks to the law Freddy was released on a techinacallity. Damn the system!

Tempest: Welcome to America peeps.

Hydro Frez: Of course, the people weren't going to take this sitting down. A bunch of parents got together and delivered some sweet, sweet vigilante justice by firebombing the shit out of Freddy's house. With him in it!

Paragon: A fitting end for a sick person right?.... Well lets just say they just made things go from bad to worse

Tempest: As Freddy burned to death, three dream demons approached him, seeking the most evil humans in the world to turn them into their agents of chaos.

Fylax: What they promised in return was powers over the dream realm and that he would indefinately resurrect no matter what anyone does to him.

Hydro Frez: Didn't even take him two seconds to accept, despite the fact that these dream demons looked like skeletal fish sperm

Paragon: thank you for that plesant image


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Skills & Personality Traits:
Creative
-Sadistically Imaginative 
Manipulative
Punster 
-Loves grotesque black comedy
Remorseless
Sociopathic
Possesses Legitimate Combat Experience
-When fighting Jason, Freddy demonstrated - of all things - elbow drops reminiscent of Muay Thai and Professional Wrestling
-Could stand toe to toe with Mortal Kombat characters, including Kratos the Godslayer
-Fighting Style: Swift, prone to exploiting environmental factors, will fight dirty

Paragon: Well what could be said about Freddy's personality beyond jerkass?

Tempest: Sociapathic?

Hydro Frez: Creepy?

Fylax: Bad comedian?

Tempest: At least he's creative... well, not so much for his victims, but as the audience, daaaaaaaaammmmnnn

Paragon: Well besides being clever hes rather deceptively good at direct combat

Tempest: As seen in his battle with Jason, Freddy was able to use his wits and surprisingly decent mobility to slice and dice the immortal zombie.

Paragon: Not to mention hes a very dirty fighter, using anything and everything to advantage.

Fylax: Not only that but its also good enough to help him stand toe to toe with fighters from the mortal kombat universe

Tempest: This includes Raiden, Shao Kahn and even the godslayer Kratos!

Hydro Frez: Too bad it's non-canon. Not going to stop us from using his move set though!


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Abilities
Telekinesis
Mind Reading
-Can exploit/manipulate the fears of his victims

Reality Warping
-The Dream World is his to shape to his every whim
Shapeshifting
-Has transformed into a giant snake once
-Once increased his size
-Once transformed a victim by turning her into a cockroach hybrid
Possession
Invisibility
Superhuman Strength
Superhuman Toughness
Soul Siphoning/Absorption
-Increases in strength the more soul he absorbs
Pyrokinesis
-Can melt records and helmets just by being around 

Tempest: Freddy's most well known for his reality warping power. Just by thinking, he can do virtually anything he so damn well pleases, so long as he's in the dreamworld.

Paragon: .....Mostly, but we'll get back into that in a bit

Fylax: While what he could do is literally limitless certain abilities he has shown include shapeshifting himself or others, pyrokinesis, and quite notably soul absorption

Hydro Frez: And by reading your mind, he can make your worst nightmares come to life, and then make them even more horrifying!

Paragon: Hes quite literally your worst nightmare

Tempest: Virtually a god in the Dreamworld, Freddy's nigh unbeatable. But take him into the real world however... well, he's not quite as helpless as one might think.


Bladed Glove
-Crafted by Freddy himself
-For some reason, he wears two of them in Mortal Kombat 9
-Can shoot off his hand... Somehow

Hydro Frez: While not exactly as intimidating as Wolverine claws, the Claw Glove is a perfect fit for Freddy's sadism.

Fylax: Able to easily tear through flesh these blades have claimed the lives of many children and teenagers.

Tempest: All while ensuring that they feel every ounce of pain as their lives come to a short end.



Mortal Kombat Moveset
Hell Spike
-Freddy sticks his claws in the ground, causing enlarged spikes to reappear from under ground. This has Close, Medium, and Far commands. 
-The enhanced version is called Hell Blast. Freddy's ascending claws are bigger and deal more damage. They also automatically appear under the opponent, whether Close, Medium or Far.
Sweet Dreams
-Freddy summons a green orb that falls on the opponent and causes them to fall asleep for a short amount of time. 
-The enhanced version is called Deep Sleep. Freddy summons a bigger orb that deals more damage to the opponent.
Glove Toss
-Freddy throws one of his gloves off his hand and into the opponent. 
-The enhanced version is called Power Glove Toss. Freddy throws both of his gloves off his hands, causing more damage.
Freddy Fingers
-Freddy sends one of his gloves to crawl across the ground and hit the opponent's feet. These crawls make a distinct clicking sound. 
-The enhanced version is called Freddy's Edge. Freddy sends both of his gloves to crawl, dealing more damage in the process.
Dream Shift
-Freddy disappears and reappears in fire. This has Away and Towards commands. 
-The enhanced version is called Hell Shift. Freddy can teleport farther than usual, away or towards.
X-Ray Move - What A Rush
-Freddy uppercuts the opponent, then impales the opponent with his claws through the chest, breaking the ribs and puncturing the lungs. Then he swipes the opponent across the face, damaging the skull. 
Throw
-Freddy grabs his opponent, lifts a finger to his mouth and whispers, "Shhhh..." before turning them around and impaling them from behind with his claws.

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Fatalities
Tell 'Em Freddy Sent Ya
-Freddy disappears from view, then reappears behind the opponent. He impales the opponent and summons a hole. He then drags him/her into the hole. Afterwards, the hole spews a huge amount of blood. 
Welcome to My Nightmare
-Freddy summons a large furnace. He then stabs the opponent in the neck and stomach, and chucks them straight into the furnace. As the opponent burns in agony, Freddy waves goodbye and shuts the door, while the opponent's arm is hanging out of the furnace, cutting the arm off, and burning the opponent to death. 

Tempest: Thanks to his appearance in MK9, Freddy is able to use his dream world powers to a slight extent, allowing him to shoot his claw glove, create spikes with it and teleportation.

Paragon: Hes aso got a sweet x ray!

Fylax: As well as a few fatalities based on a few iconic kills from the film

Hydro Frez: No Prime Time though (pouts)

Paragon: (pats frez) there there

Hydro Frez: (mutters) Stupid Netherrealm, using the reboot design...

Fylax: At least its the only thing being used from the reboot

Hydro Frez: And we thank you for that!



The Necronomicon Ex-Mortis
-Demonic book bound in human skin that allows one to summon the dead and harness the power of the Force
*Not the Star Wars Force, a near omniscient demonic entity with great power that commands the Deadites
-Contains dark spells, curses, and rituals within it
-Spells include:
*Awakening evil within inanimate objects, which animates them to life
*Raises an army of Deadites, or turns others into Deadites to command 
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*Opens portals through time and space as well as the ability to banish others to the deadite dimension
*Grants the user reality warping powers (Freddy used this to give himself his dream powers in the real world)
*Increases the intelligence of others (Freddy did this to Jason Voorhees)
*Grants superhuman strength
*Can summon forth bolts of lightning, a rain of fire, or create seismic shockwaves
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-Freddy comes in possession of the Necronomicon in the Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash arcs
*Initially, he had to read from the book directly and used it to move freely between the dream and real worlds, as well as increase Jason's intelligence 
*Eventually, he gave himself his dream powers to use on the real world, as well as gaining some of the Necronomicon's power, such as resurrecting Jason's previous victims as Necronomicons 
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*Finally he fused with the Necronomicon, becoming a god in the process and would eventually bring forth the entire Army of Darkness, as well as perfectly resurrect Jason Voorhees to life

Paragon: Whoops, it seems like a portion of an Ash Williams bio has made its way in here by accident. We apologize for-

Fylax: This isnt an error

Tempest: Woah, really?

Fylax: In the officially canon Freddy vs Jason vs Ash Freddy himself manged to get his hands on the necronomicon. Originally intended to just be used to resurrect himself once more the use changed upon the discovery of a waking nightmare spell contained in the book.

Hydro Frez: Waitwaitwaitwait. You're saying that Freddy somehow got his hands on one of the most powerful demonic books in fiction?

...

OH SHIET!

Paragon: Now he has his dream powers in reality AND an army of deadites!?

Tempest: My god...

Hydro Frez: And this power just had to go to the child serial killer who's face looks like a pizza...

Fylax: As stated the necronomicon contains many dark spells including portals to other dimensions or time to banish anyone to, ability to turn anything into deadite, as well as allow whoever uses it to write in the book itself to use it to change reality

Hydro Frez: Oh dear god...

Tempest: WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

Paragon: At first he needed to read out of the book to use its spells, but after using for so long he MERGED with it!

Hydro Frez: Now he can wield the power of the book without the need to chant out unnecessarily long incantations!

Fylax: However with new powers come new weaknesses


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WEAKNESSES
Can be pulled into the real world 
-The enemy can't fear him to do so
-And must know it's a dream
Theatrical and often will toy with his victims
Weak to holy artifacts/magic
The Necronomicon can be turned on him, using it to banish Freddy or rid him of his powers
-Even if fused with it, the Necronomicon itself can still find him unworthy of its power should he screw up, removing all of his powers in the process 

Tempest: Normally this is where I'd say Freddy is powerless in the real world, but with the power of the Necronomicon...

Fylax: While the book grants limitless power from a demonic entity with great power the very same thing can take it away

Hydro Frez: The Necronomicon giveth, and the Necronomicon taketh away

Paragon: Pretty much if the book feels it has been royaly screwed over it can take away everything Freddy has. EVERYTHING!

Tempest: His power, his pride, his dignity!

Hydro Frez: Not that he had any dignity in the first place.

Paragon: Not even the necronomicon with all its limitless power can restore that

Tempest: Heyo!

(You are all my children now...)



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Jason Voorhees
First Appearance: Friday the 13th (1980) 
AKA: The Crystal Lake Slasher
Height: 6'4" 
Weight: 270 lbs
Occupation: Undead Serial Killer 





Feats
Has killed through an untold amount of victims who have dared to step into Camp Crystal Lake 
Even before becoming undead, was already incredibly difficult to put down Keeps coming back from the dead time and time again, and does not seem to be capable of being permanently killed
Even being turned into near nothing didn't fully stop him, as his soul and heart could still possess others
Battled Freddy Krueger twice; holding his own pretty well in the Dream World and just about dominating the entire fight in the real world
Battled and nearly killed Ash Williams several times
Battled against Leatherface once, matching him blow for blow
Stalked and killed off an entire squadron of military commandos one-by-one, tanking and shrugging off everything they threw at him
Battled against his future self Jason X (kinda, it was a clone who fought Jason X) and matched him, in spite of being technically weaker
Forced the Angry Video Game Nerd into playing the terrible LJN-licensed Friday the 13th game 

Abe: And here we have the original film slasher. While Michael Myers came first, the most famous masked, teleporting serial killer was the one and only Jason Voorhees!

Paragon: Whats the story behind such an iconic deformed machete wielding murder?

Abe: Jason Voorhees was born with several deformities and mental disabilities, leading him to be bullied for most of his young life and being closely attached to his sole parent, his mother.

Paragon: Making it quite literally a face only a mother could love

Abe: Pamela Voorhees would eventually gain a job as a cook working at the summer camp, Camp Crystal Lake, where Jason would eventually get to be finally make friends who would accept him for he was, right?

Paragon: Well if being gagged and tossed into the middle of a lake counts as making friends he passed with flying colors! Not to worry every camp has counselors that watch over the kids so-

Fylax They were busy having sex as he drowned to death.

Paragon: ...... well then

Abe: Driven mad by her son's death, Pamela took her revenge by killing the camp counselors and did the same to new ones when the camp opened next year, until she was finally killed, ending the murders at Camp Crystal Lake...or at least as everyone thought.

Paragon: Apparently a certain somebody survived his drowning..... or maybe he died and came back as zombie. There's too many explanations for it but in short Jason was back and he was not happy that mommy had lost her head.

Abe: Taking up first a burlap sack, then his iconic hockey mask and the same machete his mother used in her killings before it was used to kill her, Jason set forth to kill anyone who entered Crystal Lake, which was usually in the form of drug-using, promiscuous, and overall STUPID teenagers.

Paragon: pretty much if you had sex you were screwed

Abe: Or used drugs. If anything, the movies are a good way of delivering a message against drug use and pre-marital sex.

Paragon: This kept up until he was finally killed in the fourth film fittingly called the final chapter

Abe: Jason was seemingly put down by Tommy Jarvis, the Nancy Thompson to Jason's Freddy, and after a bout with a copycat killer, Tommy had to be sure that Jason was dead by digging up his corpse...which just so happened to get struck by lightning and if you've seen Frankenstein, you know what happened next.

Paragon: Wait there was more movies after the fourth?..... WHY WAS IT CALLED THE FINAL CHAPTER THEN!?!?!

Abe: Because the series was too much of a cash cow to permanently end.



Paragon: of course. the reason why remake and reboots are made as well...

Abe: After that, Jason became the serial killing zombie we remember today, now even more near unkillable than ever.


Physicality 
Superhuman Strength
-Can smash through solid concrete and rip apart steel with his bare hands
-Can crush a human's skull with his bare hands
-Once punched a man's head with a single uppercut
-Lifted a tree off himself 
-Killed a man by simply stepping on him and impaling him with his foot 
-Is said to get stronger with each resurrection
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Superhuman Durability
-Is nearly immune to conventional harm 
-Bullets, knives, bombs, electrocution, fire, etc. barely faze him
-Tanked a barrage of machine gun rounds and grenades and shrugged them off
-A shovel once broke into pieces upon hitting him once

Paragon: Jason is known for several things. His insane strength and equally insane durability. This guy is strong enough to tear people apart, crush bones and steel, and decapitate people by punching them!

Abe: Uh...Shoryuken?

Paragon: wrong game abe

Abe: Falcon Punch?

Paragon: seriously? (face palms)

Abe: What else is there for me to say?

Fylax: His durability. We have a job here remember?

Abe: Ah yes. Jason is durable as hell. I mean, he has shrugged off bullets, knives, being set on fire, being electrocuted, and blown up with bombs and yet he's shrugged all of that off!

Paragon: some of that was before he was even a zombie!

Mentality
-Has no regards for anyone's life and does not hesitate to kill 
-A common misconception is that Jason is stupid, but he is shown to be reasonably intelligent and high functioning
-Invents new and creative ways to kill with each appearance, is shown to know how to set up traps, has a good sense of direction to know how to return home, and even knows how to disable electricity 
-Stalks his victims and is incredibly stealthy 

Abe: Jason Voorhees has no regards for anyone's life and does not hesitate to kill. Also, a common misconception is that Jason is stupid, but that's not quite the case at all.

Fylax: if anything hes extremely creative in how he murders and stalks his victims

Abe: Jason surprisingly is good at setting up traps, has a good sense of direction if he somehow knows how to get back to Crystal Lake from Manhattan, and even knows how to disable electricity to use the darkness to sneak and kill.

Paragon: wonder where he learned how to do that of all things

Abe: I don't know, slasher school?


Paragon: Probably the same place he found out how to teleport, speaking of....

Powers
Teleportation
-Seemingly disappears and reappears at random when stalking victims
-Can appear right behind them or just in front of them for surprise attacks
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Healing Factor
-The main reason why Jason is so hard to kill
-Can regenerate lost tissue, limbs, and organs at an accelerated rate
-Can recover from normally fatal injuries within short time 
Immortality/Resurrection
-Another of the main reasons why Jason is so hard to kill-Can only seemingly be defeated or "killed" for brief amounts of time, before returning to life
-Seemingly comes back stronger with each resurrection
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Possession
-Should Jason's body be beyond the point of regeneration, his spirit can possess others through his heart
-Jason's heart causes a hypnotic effect that forces someone to eat it, allowing him to possess their body 
-Soul also manifests as a worm-like creature that can possess others by entering their body 


Abe: Jason pretty much developed the infamous 'slasher-port', the power of horror film monsters and killers to disappear when they're offscreen and reappear before their victims.

Paragon: you heard it here first. Before slenderman did it Jason was the master of the art

Abe: Another thing Jason has up his sleeve is a healing factor. Much like Deadpool and Wolverine, its this power that ultimately makes him VERY hard to kill. Lost tissue, organs, and limbs regenerate within seconds of being lost and fatal injuries are little more than minor annoyances because of this.

Paragon: Hes able to shrug off grenade blasts, plus to back it all up hes immortal. Hes pretty much able to resurrect from just about anything

Abe: It's even been implied that Jason only gets stronger with each resurrection, so...yeah, that's not good.

Fylax: Of course if hes healing factor gets overwhelmed he can use his most bizarre ability, possession

Abe: Should his body be destroyed beyond repair, Jason's soul can possess others, either by hypnotizing them into eating his heart, or manifesting as this weird...skinless worm-fetus thing that sneaks into people's bodies.

Paragon: You see this is what happens when movies keep going for too long. You get weird stuff like this.....

Abe: Hey, it could've been worse. There could've been a reveal that Jason was secretly being controlled by a cult that drove him insane. Good thing that never happened to any film series with another masked killer, right?

Paragon: yeah..............


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Weapons
Machete
-Jason's signature weapon
-The same one used by his mother in her own killings, as well as the same one used to kill her
-Blade Length: 10 inches
-Has not dulled at all over the years and can cut through nearly anything
-Can even be thrown!

Axe
-Occasional weapon 

Spear Gun
-One of Jason's few long-range weapons
-Range: 10-26 feets
-Has barbs at the end of the spear, making it difficult and incredibly painful to pull out
-Jason is incredibly accurate with it, capable of shooting into his victim's eyes 
Hunting Bow
-Another one of his few long-range weapons
-Most likely homemade, as evidenced by its design
-Has enough skill to fire from a great distance and strike someone who's in a moving speedboat 
Bear Trap
-Set up for any fleeing victims to step into, causing injury, limping, and making it more difficult for them to escape 
Anything he can get his hands on
-Is not picky with what he can kill with and is incredibly creative with what he can find

Paragon: now then weapons! First off the most iconic one the machete! Orginally used by his mother Jason continues using it in the tradition of murdering teenagers with it. This thing is 10 inches long and able to cut off three heads in one swipe!

Abe: In spite of its age, the weapon has not aged or dulled at all over all the years it been used and it can even be thrown as a projectile!

Fylax: Of course before the machete was his weapon of choice Jason used a good old fashioned axe to get the job done

Abe: Should Jason decide to go for long range, he can use a spear gun, which has a range of 10 to 26 feet, has sharp barbs on the end to make it more difficult to remove, and is accurate enough with it to impale it into a person's eye.

Paragon: And a hunting bow, huh i don't remember this.

Abe: It's uh...from the reboot.

Paragon: oh.... (sigh) well lets continue

Abe: Running away from Jason won't help either, as it'll turn out he'll have a bear trap or two set up to hinder the movements of any escaping victims.

Paragon: and of course he can use just about any damn thing he pleases to kill someone with. Hes pretty much used just about everything!

Abe: Including beating people to death while in a sleeping bag. Yes, you read that right.

Paragon: more than once no less!

Abe: And after Freddy Krueger made his appearance in Mortal Kombat, Jason decided that he might as well join in and made his appearance in Mortal Kombat X.



Mortal Kombat X Variations
Slasher
-Primarily uses machete for more slashing and hacking attacks
Relentless
-Can now use his hands for grappling opponents
-Has a 'Pursuit' move that induces fear in the opponent (represented by their controls being flipped and screen turning red), making it more difficult for them to attack
-Can teleport via lake mist and reappear behind the opponent 
Unstoppable 
-Can regenerate health quicker, referencing his healing factor
-If knocked out, will get back up with 50% of his health back. If knocked down a second time, will only get back up with 5% of his health back.

Paragon: Each of his variations and special moves are based on certain abilities hes had throughout the movie series.

Abe: The Slasher Variation is primarily focused on machete slashes and stabs...

Fylax: relentless focuses on grapples, fear, and teleportation

Abe: And Unstoppable allows him to regenerate his health and shrug off attacks.

Paragon: So I guess that teleporting skill is totally legit now huh?

Abe: It is now, evidently.

Mortal Kombat X Moveset
Killing Machine
-Gains a temporary armor buff that allows him to shrug off any incoming attacks for a brief amount of time 
-Cannot jump, run, or dash when using this and once it wears off, Jason is left briefly tired and vulnerable
Temple Punch
-Charges forward and delivers a painful punch to the opponent's temple 
-Enhanced Version has Jason grab the opponent and deliver a second punch
Choke
-Jason grabs the opponent and viciously throttles them before throwing them aside
-Enhanced Version has Jason also break their neck during the throttling 
Back Breaker
-Grabs the opponent and breaks their back over his knee
-Enhanced Version has Jason break their back a second time, breaking their spine
Tight Squeeze
-Grabs the opponent and crushes them in a painful bear hug
-Enhanced Version has Jason crush even harder, breaking their neck
Corpse Grab
-Grabs an airborne opponent and slams them onto the ground
Bloodshed
-Grabs the opponent by their neck and stabs them several times with his machete
-Enhanced Version has Jason stab even deeper and more times
Machete Toss
-Hurls his machete at the opponent
-Enhanced Version has increased damage and armor, preventing it from being countered
Shoulder Push
-Shoulder rams the opponent, sending them flying away
-Enhanced Version has Jason deal greater damage, has armor to prevent counters, and sends the opponent further away 
Psycho Slash
-Slashes the opponent three times
-Enhanced version deals greater damage, has armor to prevent counters, and the final slash embeds itself into the opponent's shoulder, forcing Jason to kick the opponent away 
Lake Mist
-Disappears amidst mist and reappears behind the opponent
-Enhanced version is performed faster and has armor to prevent it being cancelled out
Pursuit
-Cracks his neck, causing the screen to turn red 
-During this time, the opponent's run and dash abilities are cancelled out, and the controls are flipped 
-Is cancelled out when Jason is hit
Damned
-Increases Jason's attack strength the lower health he has
Punishment
-The chain wrapped around Jason's neck glows green, giving enhanced damage for a brief amount of time
Rise
-Gains a temporary health boost
Resurrection
-When knocked out, is struck by lightning 

X-Ray Move: The Horror
-Grabs the opponent by their neck and shoves the machete through their chin and skull, then forces the handle upward to snap their neck, and finally stabs the machete through their abdomen, breaking several ribs and impaling their spine and organs


Fatalities
Kill for Mother
-Dramatically brings up the machete and swings it diagonally on the opponent three times, each cutting into them more and more before finally cutting them in half
Sleeping Bag Killer 
-Grabs the opponent by their leg and slams on the ground three times, severing their arm, leg, and head each time he slams them, leaving him with only their leg left


Brutalities
Blunt Trauma
-Will either a deliver a punch or should tackle so powerful, it decapitates the opponent
Go To Hell
-Performs his X-Ray move, only he decapitates the opponent by tearing their head off as the machete enters their head 
Blood Bath
-Using Bloodshed, will stab the opponent several times before vertically cutting the opponent in half
Head Spin
-Stabs the opponent, making them fall onto their knees and grabs their head, twisting their entire head backwards
Spinal Tap 
-After a Resurrection, can perform a Back Breaker that snaps the opponent's body in half 


Abe: Much of Jason's moveset is what you'd expect: slashes, stabs, punches, chokes, backbreakers, and so on. Interestingly, he can teleport via the mist surrounding Camp Crystal Lake, induce fear, increase his own stats such as giving himself armor or buffs, and should he be knocked out...

Paragon: HE GETS BACK UP!

Abe: YOU CAN'T KILL JASON!

Paragon: JASON KILLS YOU!

Abe: Speaking of which, his own fatalities do the same. Either by cutting someone in half or beating them around like the previously mentioned sleeping bag kill.

Fylax: Or for even quicker kill he can use one of his brutalities which involve breaking the person in half, knocking their head off, or snap their neck completely

Abe: But this is not all that Jason has up his sleeve guys. You all know what I'm going to have to talk about.

Paragon: Yes, we've all tried to ignore it for many many previous fights, but now its time for us to visit the movie Jason X....



Uber Jason
-Nicknamed 'Jason X'
-Created after Jason was blasted into a futuristic medical station, equipped with nanites
-Replaces his right arm, left leg, left section of his rib cage, and parts of his head and face with cybernetic replacements

-Strength is increased to allow him to punch off the head of an android and punch through the hull of a space station 
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-Killed a clone of himself after a long fight
-Durability, thanks to cybernetic armor, allows him to now shrug off futuristic bullets, tank an explosion, survive the vacuum of space, and survive re-entry into Earth 
*Ultimately, it took a BLACK HOLE to finally beat him 

Abe: In the year 2010-wait, that early?

Paragon: I remember that. That's when metallic sea sponges, titanium rocket jock straps, Headless parrots with bottle caps, and Floating eyeballs entrapped in glass lids were a thing right?

Abe: Yeah, that was a weird time...anyway, in 2010, the government chose to cryogenically freeze Jason when they finally captured him and couldn't find a way to kill him. 445 years later, in 2455, a group of students on a trip to the old Earth after it had been abandoned due to pollution and bring board the frozen Jason on board...you can guess what happens next.

Paragon: Jason starts killing horny teenagers... in space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abe: Eventually, the ship's teaching android is upgraded with combat software and weapons, utterly owning Jason in a straight up fight and blowing him to pieces...that is, until his body gets knocked into a medical repair station that has nanomachines.

Paragon: it repairs him, upgrading and replacing missing limbs turning him into an unstoppable killing machine.............. BECAUSE OF NANOMACHINES SON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abe: As Uber Jason, or Jason X as he's nicknamed, Jason's already monstrous strength increases to allow him to punch the head off of an android and punch through the hull of a spaceship. The nanomachines provide armor that is strong enough to shrug off futuristic machine gun fire, a point blank explosion, the vacuum of space, and even falling from the atmosphere into Earth itself.

Paragon: Heck even Jason himself couldn't kill him! That's right! Jason himself was cloned and got into a fight with his cyborg self and after a long fight Uber Jason killed and stole the brain of his clone! I am NOT making this up!

Abe: Ultimately, in the novel series made after the film, Jason is finally put down by his descendant pushing him into a black hole!

Paragon: Thats right, A BLACKHOLE is what it took to put him down. And even then he was only sent to a moon

Abe: But at least he's not going to be anyone's problem...unless we end up with Jason fighting aliens or fucking Darth Vader next.

Paragon: That.... I actually kinda wanna see

Abe: The series has jumped the shark enough as it is. Why not?


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Weaknesses
Has an inconsistent fear of water
Is somewhat dumb and has been fooled before
Loyal and devoted to his mother, and has been fooled by images of her 
Moves incredibly slow on foot, and requires teleporting to reach victims
Healing factor has limits, such as if he's been decapitated or been chained at the bottom of a body of water
His soul can still be destroyed or sent to Hell

Fylax: Despite how unstoppable he seems Jason still has some pretty glaring weaknesses. As noted before hes not very bright making him very easy to manipulate. 

Paragon: He's been manipulated by Freddy three times already!

Abe: Jason's initial death by drowning has caused a fear of water...at times. Sometimes he's paralyzed at the sight of it, and other times he'll wade through it without any problem.

Fyalx: Actually in truth this is actually a very very hidden fear that can only be exploited by mind readers. Which would help to explain its inconsistencies.

Paragon: There are clear limits to his healing factor and he isn't exactly known for his speed either

Abe: Jason's devotion to his mother has been exploited by images of her and while he can possess others, his soul can actively be destroyed and sent to Hell.

Paragon: Despite that it seems the killer of Camp Crystal Lake will always come back. Ready to continue his killing spree


( Ki Ki Ki.... Ma Ma Ma)


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Name: Hell Priest AKA Pinhead, formerly known as Elliot Spencer
Age: Hundreds of years old
Classification: Cenobite
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: Unknown
Theme: 



The Lead Cenobite, Leviathan's angel of death, Pinhead, was once a soldier who obtained a Lament Configuration. (Yes, there is more than one in canon and not all of them are boxes.) After solving the easiest puzzle in the world, he was dragged to hell and tortured until he became Pinhead. Nails being driven into his skull after wires created the checker board pattern on his head.

He is now forced to lead the cenobites onto the Earth whenever they're called upon to torture those who summoned them.

Powers and Abilities:
- He can open a doorway from Earth to Hell.
- His presence alone is enough to cause windows in a church to explode.
- He can melt metal with a thought.
- Teleportation
- Pinhead's most iconic power is to summon his hooked chains straight from hell itself.
- His mere summoning can cause robots to explode.
- He can summon other cenobites and demons.
- Pinhead can trap his victims in a time loop.
- He's stronger than cenobites that can destroy cars.
- Can transform others into monsters/demons or cenobites.
- He can warp the reality of the area he's in to change it's appearance.
- He's stronger than cenobites who can rip apart humans with strength alone.

From his arsenal of demonic abilities, Pinhead is capable of causing all kinds of destruction. From destroying the inside of a church by just being there to trapping a crooked cop in a time loop. Elliot's powers even go as far as Hell itself.

Opening up rifts to hell, the chains extend all the way from it's depths just to rip apart it's intended target.

Weapons:
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- Hell Chains

- Hooked Blade

Notable Summons: (Only the ones with feats)

- Chatter: This Cenobite can cut a human in half with ease.
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- CD; Can toss a disk with enough strength to tear into a human skull.
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- Camerahead: As his name implies, his head is a camera. The zoom in feature can crush bones.
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- Barbie is the cenobite capable of destroying cars. He is able to breath fire. (Shrimp on the Barbie)
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- Siamese Twins: They can absorb targets by detaching and reattaching with the victim in between them.
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- The Engineer: Is the cenobite that actively torments the cop in the time loop. Slaughtering everyone he can't save after he commits sinful acts. Leaving a child's finger behind as his calling card. (Based on a character from The Hellbound Heart novella)

Feats:
- His summoning can destroy futuristic machines.
- He time traveled via summoning.
- Survived a building buster explosion.
- He's devoured all of the skin of a full grown woman in a single bite.
- His energy destroyed the inside of a church simply by walking through it.
- Melted a metal crucifix in seconds with a thought.
- Devoured the skin of a full grown woman in an instant before devouring the rest of the body.
- He can regenerate via drinking the blood of others.
- Pinhead spent an entire movie torturing a man in a time loop for eternity.
-Enaged Lucifer in a fight

As explain above, he isn't really a guy who accomplishes much feats wise. A lot of his feats being repeated over and over again through out the films. (Chains from hell) But when he does do something new, it's always a special moment. When trapped in a stone pillar, Pinhead literally sucked all the skin off of a full grown human woman before eating her whole. He has appeared in the far past and far into the future because of some idiot solving the puzzle box. Time will not kill him. But trapping him in a gigantic puzzle box in space will.


Weaknesses:
- The Lament Configuration
- Not a physical fighter
- The Leviathan has the power to revert Pinhead back to human form.
- The Lament Configuration can be turned into a spike used to stab Pinhead. The weapon will send him back to hell.
- The space station, The Elysium Configuration, was the only thing to truly kill Pinhead.

(We'll tear your soul apart...)

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Pumpkinhead

Theme: 

Alias: Demon of Vengeance, Vengeance
Height: 9’00”
Weight: Never given can be assumed heavier than a man.
Age: Immortal/ has stalked amoung humans since at least the stone age (Likely older then that)

Feats:


- Stated to have been summoned and killing for centuries
- Despite being defeated still comes back if summoned never truly dying
- Once nearly cleaned out a entire town
- Has a impressively high body count
- Might actually be one of the smarter woodland stalkers


Gasloom: Bolted doors and windows barred, Guard dogs prowling in the yard, Won't protect you in your bed, Nothing will, from Pumpkinhead.

Doom: You start off with a direct quote from the poem associated with Pumpkinhead a quote that you in fact have already used...

Gasloom: SO it's a good quote!

Doom: Hardly it only barely passes for a sentence.

Paragon: Well give him credit. not many people know about the poem

Gasloom: Thank you Paragon.

Doom: Well you can at least go over his origin now.

Gasloom: R-right uh a long time ago...in a ....kingdom long away?

Doom: facepalms

Fylax: Very little is in fact known about the demon pumpkinhead other than it is a spirit of vengeance that has very likely existed before the dawn of man. For countless years it has been summoned to kill those in the name of vengeance.

Doom: But he is not be summoned so lightly and in fact a people who truly desire to use him can and even then only if they offer their very soul.

Gasloom: Kinda like a reverse Ghost Rider?

Paragon: It gets worse. Everytime Pumpkinhead kills those he was summoned to kill the summoner is forced to endure every single agonizing moment as they die, slowly loosing their humanity as the victims pile up

Doom: and once the final victim is killed Pumpkinhead's psychical body is destroyed and the summoner becomes the next Pumpkinhead....supposedly.

Paragon: we never actually get to see it happen

Gasloom: Since horror movie tradition the killer always fails to kill everyone.



Physicality:


- Strength

-- Easily tears through human flesh
--- Casually pulled a mans lower jaw off of his body
-- Can easily pick up humans with a single hand
--- Can even climb trees while holding them
--- Tail is prehensile and has also shown to be able to pick up people
-- Managled several cars beyond working order
-- Lifted a mounted motorcycle with one hand and tossed it across a road
-- Can break down walls with ease
-- Once moved a log that was heavy enough that a church full of people had trouble moving it
--- Did so with only one hand

Paragon: Considering the demon is nine freaking feet tall its definitely going to possess some brute strength

Gasloom: No kidding about that Pumpkinhead is strong easily picking up and tearing apart humans and their vehicles.

Doom: In a more impressive manner when a entire town was in a church Pumpkinhead actually moved a tree in front of the doors that the entire town together had a lot of trouble moving and he only needs one arm to move the plant.

Paragon: heck even his tail is strong enough to lift and impale victims!

Gasloom: Or even hold his own weight when he wants to climb something

- Speed


-- Onscreen most often shown to move in a slow shambling manner
-- Offscreen is at least fast enough to keep up with a man on motorcycle
-- Can easily clamber up buildings and trees
-- Was in and out of a room so quickly that the guy inside didn't even notice it
-- In the fourth movie was shown to have something akin to the slasherport
--- Slaherport is teleporting when no one is looking at you basically
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-- Comics show a winged Pumpkinhead meaning he's also capable of flight
--- Exactly how well is up for debate

Paragon: Pumpkinhead isn't exactly known for being fast, at least when he's in sight. Kinda like slender- oh wait

Gasloom: Free advertising is free advertising

Doom: Pumpkinhead is actually quite fast by horror movie standards actually able to keep up with a full speed motorcycle even if he's not shown the man is clearly looking behind like if Pumpkinhead is right behind him

Gasloom: It also helps that when he crashes Pumpkinhead was on him almost immediate. 

Paragon: Slasherporting at its finest

Gasloom: Speaking of which he's actually shown legit slasherporting that isn't explained by him moving really fast!

Fylax: Also after much digging we discovered an intersting ability that never got used on screen
Doom: As it turns out Pumpkinhead can actually summon himself a pair of deformed oversized wings giving him the capability of flight of course we're still unsure of how well he can fly with them but they're still present.

Gasllom: But what if he can't use them to fly?

Paragon: from what we found maybe? I haven't a clue why else they would add them

Gasloom: I dunno maybe their actually fins for swimming?

Doom: ...You've actually done it....you completely validated DOOM killing you.

Pargaon: May i join in that fun?

Doom: He's already dead so go ahead and do as you wish.

Paragon: Awesome! punches gasloom in the Face

Gasloom: ACK! But I'm a ghost type why did it hurt?!

Paragon: magic

Gasloom: But you didn't-

Doom: Silence spirit does a hand gesture freezing Gasloom in place

Paragon: ok moving on!

Durability


Not form any of the movies (as far as I know) but is still of similar size
-- Has shrugged of gun shots from pistols,shotguns, and rifle sometimes multiple of all three at once
--- While not damaging him enough concentrated fire will push him back
-- Was completely unconcerned with a entire church burning around him
-- Completely unfazed from standing in point blank range to a explosion
--- it's size was similar to the gif above
-- Holy symbols are shown to have no effect on him as well
--- Took holy water to the face and was only ticked off at most

Doom: We move on to Pumpkinhead's durability and just how well impressive it truly is.

Fylax: Whatever it may be, instantaneous regeneration or tough body pumpkinhead seems capable of shrugging off just about anything thrown at him

Doom: He's been gunned down by a entire town, standing next to a explosion powerful enough to level a barn, and even came in contact with holy symbols meant to ward off demons all without even being fazed a bit.

Paragon: if anything it just serves to piss him off!

Doom: Which again when facing a demon who's top priority is to punish and not kill is a very bad mov-

Gasloom: Suddenly becomes unfrozen breathing heavily Oh...my....god....I saw the light and it was red and so hot...

Paragon: .....I'm pretty certain that wasn't heaven

Gasloom: Nah it had to be heaven it had to be....right?

Doom: Has a unamused look on his face

Gasloom: RIGHT?!

Paragon: Lets move on to mentality, whatever it is its sure to be better than yours

Doom: To compare Pumpkinhead's mentality to human standards in reality would be pointless given the inherently different natures of human and Demons but this is Hollywood so it's much easier to do.

Gasloom: Why do you guys hate me ;_;

Doom: DOOM does because your a idiot that DOOM is stuck with.

Mentality:


- Has shown human level intellect

- Has a preference for torturer then flat out killing
- Is surprisingly smart and cunning when it comes to hunting it's prey

-- Knew to remove the chain from a motorcycle to make it stop working

--- Swung chain in front of victim as if taunting him

-- Did so to give false hope to it's prey
-- Placed a extremely heavy log in front of a church entrance to keep its prey trapped
-- When shot by a shotgun in the first movie played possum to get the drop on one of the protags

- Has been shown to use various things as killing instruments


- Always knows where it's prey is no matter how far
- Has used the dead bodies of fallen victims to intimidate those that are still alive

-- Has also used said bodies to lay traps

Paragon: For a creature like pumpkinhead you'd expect it to be stupid right? wrong!

Doom: Pumpkinhead is smart showing the ability to plan ahead and strategize

Fylax: Such as disabling a motorbike, blocking out the only exit in a church, playing dead, improvising on weaponry, and enjoying tormenting its victims by killing them slowly

Gasloom: As well as doing such things as dropping a person to their death in front of the other fleeing victims or rubbing a dying girl's face on a window to let the remaining victims know he's there.

Paragon: not only that but he can also use them to set up traps as bait

Gasloom: Wow that is pretty terrifyingly smart...but he has a weakness known as Pumpkinhead2 Bloodwings the game!
 
Paragon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Weaknesses:



- Prefers to torturer before going for the kill
- If his summoner(s) are killed willingly he will be cast back to hell
- Is lacking in abilities when compared to his foe


Paragon: MAKE IT STOP!!!

Doom: ENOUGH blast the video out of exstance his actual weaknesses are his preference to torture over killing, the willing deaths of his summoners, and his lake of any natural long range attacks.

Paragon: Pfft that way less worse

Gasloom: I-I can still hear the music huddles in the corner

Fylax: I actually liked the song. Anyways while it cannot die if its summoners are dead there will be nothing left to keep it on earth and force it back into hell

Doom: Until it's summoned again for for as long as there are humans it'll always find a willing summoner.

Gasloom: ....You guys think I still have a soul or am I only a soul?

Paragon: i don't even know you and i don't like you

Gasloom: ....screw this helping other people stuff then I'm going back to my booth! floats through wall
 
Paragon: You don't have a booth!

Gasloom: far away DO TOO!

Doom: He doesn't

(Bolted doors and windows barred,
Guard dogs prowling in the yard,
Won't protect you in your bed,
Nothing will, from Pumpkinhead.)
Here it is at last! Who will be to top slasher of our modern era of monsters? Place your bets!

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When did Pinhead fight Lucifer?
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